Friday, May 27, 2005

Speeding Tickets

So yesterday Maria, Laura and I were driving to lunch, and there was a cop all hidden on Laredo Street anyways Laura being the careful driver she is(no sarcasm I truly mean what I say), she slowed down. But the fucking cop saw us slow down and stopped us. Anyways the bitch gave Laura a 4 point ticket. Well I don't understand the point of speeding tickets. I mean I got a speeding ticket couple of months ago and I still speed. I mean I don't go 20 over but still it doesn't teach me anything. Considering that my ticket was gay anyways,I got one for going 6 over. Isn't that ridicilous?
Anyways back to my day; Yuriy took me home. On our way to my house I told him the story with Laura's ticket and how it's not really a big deal...Blah Blah Blah...
So later that day, I got a phone call from Yuriy...he was pissed and cussing. And I knew that moment he got a speeding ticket too. Well his ticket is 6 points and smart Yuriy was going 25 over.
And two seconds later he was speeding again. Moral of the story; don't speed, speeding tickets suck and cops are mean and evil.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

So are you two a couple or something?! I agree, speeding tickets do suck monkey dick.

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

yay monkeys..

Orange_Kiss said...

Monkeys have like the littlest dicks ever..hehehe...To Sarah...What couple? Who are you talking about? I see no couple:)

Anonymous said...

I see a couple. And a really cute one, too. ;)

Kitas said...

Dont talk to me about stupid tickets...I got one for well..."Failed to signal" and one for "Wreckless driving" and one for "Failed to stop for a stop sign" and one for "Speeding 15-19 over" and...well the list goes on...

Anonymous said...

Do they give tickets for stupidity? If so, why hasn't Nikita gotten one yet?

Kitas said...

Do they give tickets for being a stalker? Oh wait, I have to get a restraining order first.

Kitas said...

By the way you should be ashamed of yourself. You may be the first girl in the history of mankind to be unsuccessful in getting a guy to like you after offering yourself to him. Pathetic!

Orange_Kiss said...

Wow guys, please no fighting...This is a happy blog. We should all love each other and send citrus kisses to one another.

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

why cant we all just get along?

Anonymous said...

He started it!

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

dicle i need your cell..

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

NOW

Kitas said...
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whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

thanks man..and.dicle, you should prolly get rid of that comment..unless you want lots of creepy people calling you..

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

time for a new blog!!! speeding tickets are depressing

Kitas said...

Agreed!

whatifyourfingerswerealive said...

STILL NO BLOG??????? both nikita nad i have told you..TIME FOR A NEW ENTRY...pay attention!!!